• DC:Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel:YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC:We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel:HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC:The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel:DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC:After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel:PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC:We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel:NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC:We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel:NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC:We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel:FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC:Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel:NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC:Wait-
  • Marvel:NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC:I didn't-
  • Marvel:NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel:TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel:PEACE

godtie:

can we stop the idea that saying stuff like “i would bang you” or “damn i totally want to fuck you” or any other type of sexual advance on selfies is acceptable bc honestly it’s really gross and harassment and you have no idea how those comments make the person feel (which tbh it usually makes the person feel gross and objectified)


nixxie-fic:

Lovey close-up Sherlock Holmes mid-range Season 3 promo Pictures - 1/? - I adore that top one!

View more in the same set as these: (Rare John/Mary pic, Rare Sherlock walking, John close-ups, Mixed photoshoot, John walking, Sherlock mid-range pt 1, Sherlock mid-range pt 2)


nixxie-fic:

More Beautiful Sherlock Holmes mid-range Promo Pictures from the Season 3 shoot - 2/?

View more in the same set as these: (Rare John/Mary pic, Rare Sherlock walking, John close-ups, Mixed photoshoot, John walking, Sherlock mid-range pt 1, Sherlock mid-range pt 2)


cocks-cum:

Cocks-cum.tumblr.com

cocks-cum:

Cocks-cum.tumblr.com



iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool


something that actually fucking happened in star trek tos canon

wesangdirges:

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Numbers as a very demanding bottom. Like, he will lie there and moan and bare his neck all submissive like, or turn around on all fours and offer up his ass, but if Wrench is being too slow for his liking, he'll grab him and yank his hips towards him going, "Come on! Get in already!"
Anonymous

lowfiboyfightergirl:

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I bet Wrench teases him mercilessly for that exact reason AND HE GETS SO PISSED OFF

yes Yes yes this


lowfiboyfightergirl:

Anon asked for Wrench eating out Numbers please please please
bet you thought I wasn’t gonna draw it either

lowfiboyfightergirl:

Anon asked for Wrench eating out Numbers please please please

bet you thought I wasn’t gonna draw it either


fringejacket:

Summary:

“Christ! Fuck!” he gasps, or so Wrench reads.





ohgodbenny:

Benedict answering about taking on a role of Smaug.